I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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