I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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