I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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