Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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