big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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