I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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