Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.