Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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