nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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