That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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