your room smells of hookers.
And success
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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