mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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