Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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