I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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