Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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