One girl and one boy is just not enough.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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