$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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