Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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