so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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