i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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