I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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