So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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