Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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