Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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