too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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