what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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