I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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