I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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