i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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