How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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