I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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