Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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