Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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