Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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