I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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