So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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