We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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