is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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