who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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