How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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