absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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