sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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