You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You are the jesus of drinking
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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