I wish I could punch you in the face.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
