my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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