is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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