Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I came so hard my ears popped.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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