I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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