no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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