and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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