Jerry, you need to find god
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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