Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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